Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Groan

Q: Why do anarchists drink herbal tea?

A: Because proper tea is theft.

(Via The Vurtual Stoa)

3 comments:

Will said...

Ancient.

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse
and pulled out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her
cigarette and continued to smoke.

Her friend saw this and said, "Hey, now that's a good idea! What is
that your putting over your cigarette?" The other old lady said,
"It's a condom." "A condom? Where do you get those?" The lady with
the cigarette told her that she could purchase them at a pharmacy.

When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the
questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold
condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that
this little old lady was interested in condoms. He asked her, "what
size do you want?" The old lady thought for a moment and said, "one
that will fit a Camel."

The Plump said...

And you think this one is new???

Fat Gadgie from Hull

SnoopyTheGoon said...

By the way, how did Will take this post? Actually, he is not one for tea, I would guess.

Cheers.

P.S. Thanks to Will, I shall hang around here a lot now.