At first they came for the smokers but I did not speak out as I did not smoke. Then they came for the binge drinkers but I said nothing as I did not binge. Now they have an obesity strategy.
Ancient.Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purseand pulled out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over hercigarette and continued to smoke.Her friend saw this and said, "Hey, now that's a good idea! What isthat your putting over your cigarette?" The other old lady said,"It's a condom." "A condom? Where do you get those?" The lady withthe cigarette told her that she could purchase them at a pharmacy.When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all thequestions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he soldcondoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised thatthis little old lady was interested in condoms. He asked her, "whatsize do you want?" The old lady thought for a moment and said, "onethat will fit a Camel."
And you think this one is new???Fat Gadgie from Hull
By the way, how did Will take this post? Actually, he is not one for tea, I would guess.Cheers. P.S. Thanks to Will, I shall hang around here a lot now.
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