At first they came for the smokers but I did not speak out as I did not smoke. Then they came for the binge drinkers but I said nothing as I did not binge. Now they have an obesity strategy.
No, Pete, you are not.
I do it. The problem is that I usually have my phone on silent because ringing phones annoy me so not even calling it helps.
I do it because I put the bloody thing down, and forget where it is. Simple as that, as Caroline Ahern used to say on the Fast Show (RIP).
Ha ha. You certainly aren't. Had to do that this morning. It still took a while to find because the damn thing was on silent. It was a case of going room to room in a little game of find the vibrator.
No, you are definitely not the only person who does that ;-)
Shuggy - "a little game of find the vibrator"??The mind boggles.
And I've just had to do it again!!
By now you know that you are not alone. I have improved on your crafty scheme on calling your cell from your landline, though. I keep that darn cell in the pocket all the time without exceptions and call the land line instead to find that darn wireless handset.
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