Warrington commuters now face segregation into kissing and no kissing zones. Apparently, a kiss goodbye can hold up the train and stop people getting on board.
A Virgin spokesman said: "It's just a quirky thing. It's nothing more than a light-hearted way of getting the message across."
No surprise the spokesman is a virgin then.
I reckon romantics should head up the line to Widnes where legend has it that Paul Simon wrote this.