Saturday, May 29, 2010

Dwileing away the time

The ancient (is it 'eck; it was really invented in the 1960's) sport of Dwile Flonking is now doomed by binge drinking regulations.
...a council has warned bosses at the Dog Inn that they could be in breach of the the Licensing Act 2003 (Mandatory Licensing Conditions) Order 2010 if they stick to the age-old rules of the game ... North Norfolk District Council said the legislation, which came into effect in April, made it illegal to promote "speed drinking".
Where is Henry Porter when you really need him?


mikeovswinton, never forgets. said...

Probably writing dreck about films he was incapable of understanding. (Cf his comments on "The Baader Meinhof Complex" in "The Observer".)

George S said...

First find a dwile to flonk... not as easy as it sounds but normal, as they say round these parts (ie Norfolk) for Norfolk.