Once it became clear that Johnson could get a parliamentary majority for his withdrawal agreement, he managed to call an election so that he could get a majority for his withdrawal agreement. The parties have now set out their main election narratives.
Conservatives: We will make the worst mistake since the War. We will make it as badly as possible. You will have a terrible time. But at least it will be over - even if it won't be. Anyway, we're only doing it because you asked us to.
Labour: We are prepared to make the worst mistake since the War, but it won't be as bad as the Tory mistake. Having told you about it, we will ask you to decide - or at least a majority of those that can be arsed to vote. If you vote for the mistake, we will make it, but it will be all your fault. In the meantime let's talk about something else.
Liberal Democrats: Don't do it!
SNP: Don't do it! (But if you do, we're outta here.)
Plaid Cymru: Don't do it!
Green Party: Don't do it!
Independents: Don't do it!
Brexit Party: Declare war on Europe, anything less is a betrayal.
Me: Help!!!
Conservatives: We will make the worst mistake since the War. We will make it as badly as possible. You will have a terrible time. But at least it will be over - even if it won't be. Anyway, we're only doing it because you asked us to.
Labour: We are prepared to make the worst mistake since the War, but it won't be as bad as the Tory mistake. Having told you about it, we will ask you to decide - or at least a majority of those that can be arsed to vote. If you vote for the mistake, we will make it, but it will be all your fault. In the meantime let's talk about something else.
Liberal Democrats: Don't do it!
SNP: Don't do it! (But if you do, we're outta here.)
Plaid Cymru: Don't do it!
Green Party: Don't do it!
Independents: Don't do it!
Brexit Party: Declare war on Europe, anything less is a betrayal.
Me: Help!!!
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