Catherine Bennett has got me bang to rights. I keep photos of my Greek house above my desk at work. I thought it was because I liked to look at them and dream. But she knows better.
"As for the alpha male, a large office needs filling with something. A useful rule, I think, is that the more ruthless, and work-life unbalanced the individual concerned, the more ostentatious will be the photographic testimony to family values, or if there is no family, of a lifestyle - a house, a yacht, a fish."
Now I realise that I only do it to show that, despite the fact I am incapable of mending even the most basic household object, I am a real man. Grunt!