Tuesday, March 04, 2008


"We are the first generation to be able to say that there need be no limit on how far your talent can take you, no cap on what you can do with your potential and no ceiling on how many of us can fulfil our dreams". (Gordon Brown)

I have a dream. I don't want to be a teacher or management consultant like so many of our brightest and best. I want to be the alcohol tsar. Move over night club visiting, cocktail swigging, Dr Ziggy Macdonald. I will offer something new by appointing a nationwide, historically themed alcohol team to inspire Britain's boozers. I have already decided who the alcohol lenin will be.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Dr Macdonald apparently likes "kiss ass rock". Surely this disqualifies him for any post of any significance. He needs to be sent to Beatin' Rhythm in the Northern Quarter for musical re-education. He shouldn't be allowed into another bar until he knows the words and music to everything Jackie Wilson recorded under the tutelage of Mr Carl Davis in Chicago.