At first they came for the smokers but I did not speak out as I did not smoke. Then they came for the binge drinkers but I said nothing as I did not binge. Now they have an obesity strategy.
I used to suffer, and this is true, the unwanted attentions of the landlord's rottweiler in an otherwise good pub. The dog's habits, and I, by association, became a byword in the pub, which I had to abandon. Such an invention could then have been beneficial.
You should have faked an orgasm.
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