Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Give the dog a bone

Or something more satisfying perhaps?


overtired and emotional said...

I used to suffer, and this is true, the unwanted attentions of the landlord's rottweiler in an otherwise good pub. The dog's habits, and I, by association, became a byword in the pub, which I had to abandon. Such an invention could then have been beneficial.

The Plump said...

You should have faked an orgasm.