At first they came for the smokers but I did not speak out as I did not smoke. Then they came for the binge drinkers but I said nothing as I did not binge. Now they have an obesity strategy.
mikeovswinton - Our junior cat does the same. It's not a pedigree cat but it has the Bengal strain, bears similar markings and follows the temperament pattern described in the books. Apparently Bengals love water and go for baths. That may be your answer
Cat Senior takes a mild interest in the bath but is not sufficiently committed to dedicate serious time to it.
She also has a rather disturbing resemblance to Hitler but has not yet formed a political party. Cats that look like Hitler do have sites of their own.
One of my parent's cats waits in the bathroom while you are showering, and the moment you get out, she jumps in and sits watching - and patting - the water as it goes down the drain.
Sits waiting patiently for someone to walk past the bathroom, makes unaccountably strange noises until you turn on the tap. Something delicious about the water coming out.
OK. So we are agreed about the thing regarding cats "n" baths. Do you all have cats who suck the gravy/jelly out of cat food and leave the "meat" to go dry and smelly? (And if so, why hasn't the captalist market/Adam Smith's "Invisible hand" or whatever turned up "Whiskas Cat Gravy" pouches where nothing get wasted? Of course, the cats would then start leaving that.....) PS If Whiskas are reading this, I have personally patented Cat Gravy Pouches and am willing to discuss selling this idea onto them - or Felix. Please contact me via my agent, Dr P Ryley of Hull University Dept of Cat Stsudies.
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Excellent Pete. Any Cats in Baths sites? That's what ours do. Don't quite know why.
Surely the title of this post should have been "Caturday morning..."
"Caturday morning..."
Groan :-)
mikeovswinton - Our junior cat does the same. It's not a pedigree cat but it has the Bengal strain, bears similar markings and follows the temperament pattern described in the books. Apparently Bengals love water and go for baths. That may be your answer
Cat Senior takes a mild interest in the bath but is not sufficiently committed to dedicate serious time to it.
She also has a rather disturbing resemblance to Hitler but has not yet formed a political party. Cats that look like Hitler do have sites of their own.
cats looking like hitler here
One of my parent's cats waits in the bathroom while you are showering, and the moment you get out, she jumps in and sits watching - and patting - the water as it goes down the drain.
government busybodies
Our cat Harris is also a tub cat.
Sits waiting patiently for someone to walk past the bathroom, makes unaccountably strange noises until you turn on the tap. Something delicious about the water coming out.
OK. So we are agreed about the thing regarding cats "n" baths. Do you all have cats who suck the gravy/jelly out of cat food and leave the "meat" to go dry and smelly? (And if so, why hasn't the captalist market/Adam Smith's "Invisible hand" or whatever turned up "Whiskas Cat Gravy" pouches where nothing get wasted? Of course, the cats would then start leaving that.....) PS If Whiskas are reading this, I have personally patented Cat Gravy Pouches and am willing to discuss selling this idea onto them - or Felix. Please contact me via my agent, Dr P Ryley of Hull University Dept of Cat Stsudies.
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