At first they came for the smokers but I did not speak out as I did not smoke. Then they came for the binge drinkers but I said nothing as I did not binge. Now they have an obesity strategy.
If there was a market in mass-produced portable nuclear weapons, we'd market them, too
Christ-on-a-bike... I never thought I's wish a Labour government would just fuck off and die! Why don't they just make Davina McCall Home Secretary and Carol Vorderman Chancellor of the Exchequer.
At least Carol Vorderman can count....Anyway, words do not fail me.The word is " 'kinell!"
Carol Vorderman is working on one of Dave C's "policy" commissions. Be careful what you wish for. Alan Sugar is, when push comes to shove, possibly the funniest thing on tv just at the moment. That's show bizniz.
Obviously, he's not in the league of the Fast Show, but so little is. Just check out the Fast Show Jazz Club compilation on youtube. Priceless, or should I say "niiiice". "Tunes? This is jazz, man."
They never learnt a thing after Digby-Jones?
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