Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Parlour games

Has anyone ever played dirty word alphabet? It is great for a pub, or you can even play by text. You go through the alphabet thinking of sexual terms for each letter of the alphabet. But here is the catch; the words have to be suggestive not rude. So A is for ardent, not for arse. M is is for moist, you get the idea. It whiles away a few beers in a curry house, though I worry about Karen. Some of those words ...

4 comments:

Will said...

C is for CunT.

Oh -- hang on....

Will said...

Howabout fuckbrainedfireetingshitforbrainslorrydriver'swinnit?

Any good?

The Plump said...

Not got the idea at all -

C for curvaceous cretin would be better

George S said...

We could start with the politer adjectives...

A aroused
B bawdy
C creamy
D disordered
E erect
F full
G gone...

Or nouns, verbs, adverbs..

No, I can't stand the excitement! I must go and lie down. On my front.