At first they came for the smokers but I did not speak out as I did not smoke. Then they came for the binge drinkers but I said nothing as I did not binge. Now they have an obesity strategy.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Parlour games
Has anyone ever played dirty word alphabet? It is great for a pub, or you can even play by text. You go through the alphabet thinking of sexual terms for each letter of the alphabet. But here is the catch; the words have to be suggestive not rude. So A is for ardent, not for arse. M is is for moist, you get the idea. It whiles away a few beers in a curry house, though I worry about Karen. Some of those words ...
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C is for CunT.
Oh -- hang on....
Howabout fuckbrainedfireetingshitforbrainslorrydriver'swinnit?
Any good?
Not got the idea at all -
C for curvaceous cretin would be better
We could start with the politer adjectives...
A aroused
B bawdy
C creamy
D disordered
E erect
F full
G gone...
Or nouns, verbs, adverbs..
No, I can't stand the excitement! I must go and lie down. On my front.
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