Monday, March 01, 2010

Pets on Earth

Who says that without religion there is no compassion nor any morality? Here atheists selflessly offer their service to the religious for only a modest fee, given the burden of responsibility involved.
You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.
Only $110 per rescue - a snip.

Ta Will


The Right rev rev Mikeovswinton said...

Pete, FFS. Doesn't everyone know that rapturing covers the pets of the righteous among the nations? I'm sure that Pat Robertson, or maybe Oral Roberts, said so? Mind, to become a righteous among the nations costs a heck of a sight more than $110.

mikeovswinton said...

PS Moniker is a reference to the old KY TV cleric (played by Angus Deyton) "The Right Reverend Reverend Wright". They don't write them like that anymore. Wonder if he's on youtube?