You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.Only $110 per rescue - a snip.
We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.
Ta Will
2 comments:
Pete, FFS. Doesn't everyone know that rapturing covers the pets of the righteous among the nations? I'm sure that Pat Robertson, or maybe Oral Roberts, said so? Mind, to become a righteous among the nations costs a heck of a sight more than $110.
PS Moniker is a reference to the old KY TV cleric (played by Angus Deyton) "The Right Reverend Reverend Wright". They don't write them like that anymore. Wonder if he's on youtube?
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