At first they came for the smokers but I did not speak out as I did not smoke. Then they came for the binge drinkers but I said nothing as I did not binge. Now they have an obesity strategy.
Peter ; How the hell do you find this stuff? More to the point - why?
Q: Whay are Pirates called Pirates?A: Because they Aaaaaaarrrrreee(note: the answer is intended to be said in a Pirate 'accent'. This joke is better given verabally)
That should be "why" are Pirates...I'm not that good at telling jokes, am I?
Sorry, me hearties, that I missed the day itself: nevertheless, I never miss the opportunity to speak in the present tense and to use use the expression (where appropriate0: "Avarst, behind!"
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