Surrealism

Rugby League latest:

Whilst I was away, that august journal, The Salford Advertiser, reported that

Swinton Lions ascended like Jesus to the top of the Championship One table following two victories over the Easter period.

They played Oldham today and were cast out of heaven for the sins of knocking on, passing forward and missing tackles in a game where defence was seen as a tiresome imposition to be disregarded at will.

Oldham won 52-36. The match was played in the style of Dali.