Wow. I am proud of that, a fine writer. So how about something else, a bit of academic writing:
Never read anything by him so I wouldn't know. So let's try another piece:
Shit! Quick, delete it this instant. The shame, the shame. Slap another passage in to take the taste away.

David Foster Wallace
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!
Who? Well what about trying something else.
There, that is more respectable, even if some of his politics were a bit dodgy.
Consistently male I suppose, but then I did a bit of cheating and found that Emily Bronte writes like James Fenimore Cooper, George Eliot writes like Charles Dickens as does Thomas Hardy, Thackeray and, I suspect, most 19th Century English novelists. Let's go earlier. Mary Shelly writes like Mary Shelly, but Laurence Sterne writes like Robert Louis Stevenson. Daniel Defoe has the style of Jane Austen. A little more populist perhaps, Agatha Christie writes like Arthur Conan Doyle. Oh well, so it goes ...
Thanks to Shuggy for helping me waste an odd half hour.



