Friday, August 15, 2008

It's all about oil

After two weeks here all my shirts look like this:

Every meal I spill something. Do you know how difficult it is to get rid of olive oils stains?

I blame the Neo-con salads - or the Zionists; they grow olives you know.


Anonymous said...

Instructions here

Anonymous said...

I thought I was getting bad but you are a disaster. Thanks for the warning. I will avoid the Jewish-Zionist pizza chains from now on.

(Lots of bad Jewish pizza chain jokes deleted.) said...

Get a bib!

Shuggy said...

Do you know how difficult it is to get rid of olive oils stains?

I do. It's nigh on impossible. You just can't get them out at today's low temperatures.

Mrs Blogs said...

I have an Autistic young person who routinely uses his clothes as a napkin.

Glo Care's 'Stain Devils' -no 5, I think is for oil, grease etc- I use to get the grease stains out.

On a fresh dribble of oil you can also apparently use bread (not buttered, that will only make it worse) to mop up the grease.

You could also try tie-dying your shirts and then no-one will notice.

Dr Hiding Pup said...

Bit of water, then some washing up liquid works pretty well.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Nah. We, (the Zionists) don't grow no olives. We just steal the Palestian ones.

Or the oil itself. Whatever is handy.